and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
