at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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