Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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