I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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