You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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