Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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