yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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