that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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