But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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