Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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