So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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