When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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