Buhtt sex?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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