Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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