I'll bet she douches with gravy.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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