i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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