god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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