Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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