i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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