I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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