You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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