i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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