Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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