i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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