I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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