3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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