I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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