I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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