it was like his penis was on wheels.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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