Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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