her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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