You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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