On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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