So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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