Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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