My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm going to jail i love you
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
