Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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