see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
