you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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