So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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