I wish i was in the wii world.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We left an ass print on the piano.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
