Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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