I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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