I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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