I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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