Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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