I don't think brook has ever known best
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So many bounce houses so little time
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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