Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
i've created a new STD.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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