it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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