I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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