so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
two words: eviction party
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
