i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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