Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
there was a trapeze. enough said
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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