The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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