we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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