problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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